Lupi regularly delivers packages a day during his five-block route in downtown Manhattan; and any reroute sends customers into a rage.
Whenever customers find another UPS employee in his place, they immediately begin filing heated complaints. He gets asked out on dates about 10 times a week.
A total package in uniform, Lupi is approached and sought after women by all ages. The guy-next-door has been hit on by year-old grandmas, businesses Delmar AL adult personals, and was even once invited to party with a group of bachelorettes after his shift.
Lupi, Horney bitches in Gurley town is always flattered by these advances, knows he has to keep things professional and moving along as planned. The manicurist with the crush on the UPS man. Millions of American women can relate: we have a secret, shameful, UPS man fetish.
But even though UPS men on film are exaggerated in the looks department, is there any class of male in the whole world with more allure than the brown-Bermuda-shorted, Pussy licking friend and cuddle buddy, occasionally hatted, UPS delivery man?
My heart begins to pound whenever I see that brown truck coming up the driveway, being driven by.
Or do they? This is a disturbing thought, because Frenchwomen might woo the UPS man with wine, the Italian women might ply him with panetta and prosciutto.
So let us hope that UPS has not gone global. Not that it matters. Even without competition from foreign women, my love for UPS men will be forever unrequited, and I know it.
There is a sort of distancing manuever, a guarded friendliness, in my personal UPS men I have three that suggests they have seen every pathetic overture a lonely woman might make, and some from the men. This, however, does not put me off.
I adore UPS men. I worship UPS men.
I would jump into the truck with the UPS man in a hot second and be whisked away to deliver packages in romantic Flatshrub, Kentucky. Women find you scrum-tiddly-umptious.
I have some theories as to why UPS men are so sexy. As ly lamented, they are all married, and married men, as a class, have it all over the life-forms Hot seeking nsa Essington you can find clinging to the fronts of singles bars, like fungi, from sea to shining sea. So, one sexy secret of the UPS man?